“Listen, kid. That frat orc isn’t your rival, this mountain is. And that girl isn’t the love of your life, this mountain is. If you want to win this contest, you’ve got to look this mountain straight in the eye, grab it by the throat, and show it who’s the boss!”
He looks at you, puzzled. “That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
“Who’s the boss?”
“Look, I…”
“Who’s the boss?”
“Tony Da–”
“WHO’S THE BOSS?!”
“I am! I am!”
“Damn right you are! Now get up there and prove it! Prove it to your rival, your girl, and your mountain!” The kid grabs his snowboard and heads for the top of the run at top speed, then knocks himself out on one of the support stanchions. After they’ve carried him away on a stretcher, you find his mittens on the ground and pocket them.
You acquire an item: eXtreme Mittens. We didn’t code an inventory window for this booklet, so you’ll have to remember that for yourself.