You saunter into Degrassi Knoll. Well, actually, it’s more of a mosey, with just a hint of sashay. You should probably work on that. The knoll, though not much more than a series of caves underground, is kept clean and tidy by the knoll gnolls. They’ve even cleaned off the debris from the book depository (where they crowned the King of Cuba) that used to stand atop the knoll.
Even the toilets are clean, thanks to the Gnollish Plungermasters, who are skilled in that art. They’re very tidy bowl gnolls. Gnolls, in general, are renowned for their handiness with gears and tools of all sorts, as well as their short temper and penchant for theatrics.
You are accosted by a guard‐gnoll who regards you suspiciously. “What are you doing here, adventurer? Have you come to return our Obvious Plot Device?”