“Oh well,” the Gnollish Crossdresser says. “At least you’ve returned our Plot Device and completed your quest. I mean, that’s a pretty good job you did, there. You should feel good about yourself.” The other gnolls join in with qualified, subdued praise. You emerge into the sunlight with “nice going, man,” and “not bad, dude,” echoing in your ears.
Congratulations! A quest‐finisher is you!
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