Your nasal passages are assaulted (and peppered) by the scent of mystical herbs and spices as you enter the League of Chef‐Magi. The interior is dimly‐lit and filled with the sound of rustling papers and clanking saucepans. A man in wizard’s robes steps up to you. “Hello, I am Gorgonzola, Chief Chef of the League. Are you here to join us, and learn the secrets of the ancient culinary arts?”