You saunter (or possibly mosey) over to the shadowy cloaked figure in the corner. “Greetings, adventurer.” he says. “I am Roberto, representative of the Shadowy Cloaked Figure in the Corner Union, Local 523. It is well that you approached me, for I have a tale to tell that will chill your blood, and a quest that will win you unimaginable glory.”
“Thanks,” you say, “But this booklet isn’t big enough for a lot of complicated digressions, and anyway I’ve got all the quest I can handle right now.”
“Are you sure? The glory really is totally unimaginable – believe me, I’ve tried.”
“Sorry, I’ll have to take a raincheck.”
“Well, all right. If you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. Here, have a souvenir keychain. It’s got the SCFCU’s web address on it.”
You acquire an item: SCFCU keychain. We don’t have an inventory screen in this book, so it’s up to you to remember that.
You pocket the keychain and mosey (or saunter) back to the bar.