You are attacked by a spooky vampire! He wants to saaaahhhk your blaaaahd. He’s a terrifying apparition, even though he talks like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Count Chocula.
You manage to get the jump on him, but he shrugs off your feeble blows and uses his spooky hypnotic eyes on you to make you smack yourself in the head. Ow! Oof! Argh!
You lose the fight. You slink away, dejected and humiliated.
You’ve had the crap beaten out of you. You’re going to need some more crap. Well, actually, you’re going to need some skills if you want to beat this guy.