As you enter the copse of the Deep Fat Friars, a big red ninja with horns appears before you. “I am the Demoninja,” he says. “Allow me to demonstrate the myriad ways in which I can whoop your ass.” He proceeds to slice, dice, and make julienne fries out of your ass, as promised. Ow! Argh! Ouch!
You lose the fight. You slink away, dejected and humiliated.
You’ve had the crap beaten out of you. You’re going to need some more crap. Well, actually, you’re going to need some skills if you want to beat this guy.