25

You cross the bridge over the Orc Chasm, marveling at the Smut Orcs roiling below you. Whatever they’re delivering, you’re sure you don’t want any of it. As you near the end of the bridge, you see hideous creatures skulking, lurking, and sklurking around. It looks like this valley is overrun by the most unpleasant monsters you’ve ever seen.

At least they’re not rushing up to attack you. No, wait… yes, yes they are.

• If you’re a Seal Clubber, turn to Section 66
• If you’re a Pastamancer, turn to Section 62
• If you’re a Disco Bandit, turn to Section 56
• If you have no class, turn to section 35