You’re fighting an Anime Smiley.
This innocent combination of Shift+6 and the underscore has somehow mutated into a freakish grinning face. OMG kawaiiiii!!!111! In addition to being evil and cute, it’s also a joke that’s much, much funnier if you’re online, and current in gamer and Japanese culture. You’re definitely not the former, and may or may not be the latter. What I’m trying to say, here, is cut me some slack, okay?
It gets the jump on you.
omg it zerg rushes j00 in teh nipple. kekekekeke! Ouch! Ooooof! Yipe yipe yipe!
You flail madly with your arms and legs, but can’t seem to connect.
LOL it pwnz0r3d j00!!!!!111!!!!(one)!!(eleven)
It appears you’ve lost the fight, if my translation’s correct.
You’ve had the crap beaten out of you. You’re going to need some more crap. Well, actually, you’re going to need some skills if you want to beat this guy.