You’re fighting a Knob Goblin Chef. He may look harmless, but he wields a mean ladle. He gets the jump on you.
He whirls around with a ladleful of hot soup and splashes it all over your bung. It hurts more than a ladle bit. Ooof! Ow! Ouch! Ow!
You flail helplessly with your hands and feet, but can’t seem to connect.
He whips off his chef’s hat and smacks you across the face with it. Boy, Are, Dee does it hurt! Arch! Ouch! Ooh! You lose the fight. You slink away, dejected and humiliated.
You’ve had the crap beaten out of you. You’re going to need some more crap. Well, actually, you’re going to need some skills if you want to beat this guy.