You’re fighting a Ninja Snowman… you seem to have interrupted his lunch break. That’s not a problem though. as he’s perfectly willing to beat you senseless armed with only a rice bowl and a pair of chopsticks. And when I say it’s not a problem, I mean for him. It could very well be a problem for you.
He gets the jump on you and karate‐chops you in the back with his twiggy arm. You get a couple of splinters. And a shredder. Ouch! Ow! Ooooof!
You flail madly with your arms and legs, but can’t connect.
He slashes at you with his chopsticks, and you get wasabi in your eye. Aaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeee! Owie! Ooof! Yipe yipe yipe!
You lose the fight. You slink away, dejected and humiliated.
You’ve had the crap beaten out of you. You’re going to need some more crap. Well, actually, you’re going to need some skills if you want to beat this guy.