Haley Cryptograms
In the webcomic Order of the Stick, the character Haley suffered for a long time from aphasia, resulting in all her dialogue becoming substitution ciphers (the translation key changing from strip to strip). Below is a list of all the strips her ailment appeared in, with a translation of all her dialogue.
Letters in grey are guessed, not from the strip. Grey letters in the keys are guessed based on what the key looks like, grey letters in the text reflect typos in the original strip.
- Summary
- #247 – It's Just Aphasia She's Going Through
- #248 – Blame the Hormones
- #249 – Return of the Trouser Titan
- #250 – Oh no, he DIDN'T!
- #251 – A Piece of His Mind
- #260 – The Prison Blues
- #262 – All You Need is Love and Improvised Thieves' Tools
- #264 – I Cannae Tell a Lie
- #268 – The Lawyers Strike Back
- #269 – A Familiar Face
- #275 – The Crayons of Time: World 2.0
- #277 – The Crayons of Time: Breaking Up is Hard to Do
- #284 – Shattered Expectations
- #285 – A Moment of Truth
- #291 – Not to Mention Little League
- #296 – Boons
- #298 – The Future is Forged in the Fires of Today
- #303 – Phrenology Today
- #309 – My Dinner with Elan
- #316 – The Moment of Truth
- #320 – Bing Crosby's Got Nothing On Us
- #330 – Paid in Full
- #331 – For the Future
- #340 – You Should Have Seen What He Did With the Corsage
- #351 – Pop Quiz, Hotshot
- #361 – Framing the Picture
- #381 – Improved Feint
- #384 – Words Get in the Way
- #386 – Not How She Pictured It, Certainly
- #392 – Death From Above
- #393 – Truth