#247 – It's Just Aphasia She's Going Through – Haley Cryptograms

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MEULBI YOVP TR EHAFCNSGWDK

RETYPSWQF ZDAUIK NVMCJX H

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Mnbrvcnp!

Treasure!

Wiup! Rdd is fm, wiup!! F tru'm epdfpjp fm'v rdd wiup!

Gone! All of it, gone!! I can't believe it's all gone!

F wim prmpu eh r ynrwiu sin mqrm snprzfu' mnbrvcnp!

I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin' treasure!

F wim jiafmpy ck! Eh r yfvwcvmfuw rtfy-enprmqfuw ynrwiu! Ruy uix fm'v WIUP!

I got vomited up! By a disgusting acid-breathing dragon! And now it's GONE!

Uim MQP diim, AH diim. Afup!

Not THE loot, MY loot. Mine!

Xrfm, xqh yi F vicuy scuuh? Qpddi? Qpddi?

Wait, why do I sound funny? Hello? Hello?

Xqrm? Ui! Yiu'm hic yrnp!

What? No! Don't you dare!

Vuprz rmmrtz eiim mi mqp srtp!

Sneak attack boot to the face!

Yrnu vmnrfwqm.

Darn straight.