You play a beat on the back of the acoustic guitarrr and speak rapidly over it. “I like ample posteriors and am incapable of prevarication,” you say. “You other goblins can’t dissent – my mistress is advanced in the rear!”
The harem girls wave their hands in the air indifferently. Apparently, they just don’t care about this tune – you probably shouldn’t tell anybody it’s your song. You keep playing as the room slowly clears, then take the opportunity to search for the Plot Device.
Looks like it isn’t here – now what’re you gonna do?